I saw this DIY reusable towel thing online where you find some regular fabric/flannel, (it is suggested you get something nicely patterned to compliment the aesthetic of your kitchen), and some old/new rag towels and you sew them into squares and maybe you attach plastic snaps so that you can put them on a towel roll and voila you have reusable towels because paper towels are wasteful and how great is that!
and I saw this and i was like wow, that’s kind of a rad idea, maybe I’ll do that with the kitchen towels that I already have and this cool fabric that I already have.
And then I realized that the towels I have are already effective without aesthetically pleasing fabric on one side.
I also realized that I will still use paper towels to clean up cat vomit.
Every button on your sick vest, side bag, breast pocket of your blouse, in that jar for things you don’t know what to do with on your counter, etc, is another 5 minutes of driving time for the future tour, (gas prices are low right now).
I’ll be making some that are relevant to my jamz sometime soon, but in the meantime here’s a little bit o’ mystery for ya in these trying times.
He has a fake skin hand inside of which is a tiny vending machine sort of slot which just kind of zzooOOPS up the cards returning them to their warm, comfortable little card beds inside of this bionic wizard’s arm nothing too crazy here just regular card wizard stuff
why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot
So sick of cell phone suction cupping vacuum sealing your eyes, face and brain. I have no patience. 0%. I will not survive when this is all we have, I’m already floundering and furious. Do not stare into the infinite void and touch me.
I don’t understand romance, but this is certainly not it.
buy my shit so that I can buy consistent shirts and then more people can wear my things on their body and I can also pay my rent and try to get a new car i love you
omg lol did you see what pictures they posted of you online??? lmfao click thru 2 see pics can you BELIEVE she wore THAT to her high school prom? you’ll never believe what this stay at home mom discovered top 10 tricks to brighten your complexion and preserve your insides only 10% of great-grandchildren know THIS about our common ancestor
It’s 2016 and I’m releasing my brand spanking new website at the same classic URL
michaelstevensonjr.com
(link in profile)
Check out the #UrbanShaman blog for its inaugural post!
Keep checking in as the site fills with content in the new year!
@ericarunsamerica